Some cute 10 jokes: Possible comment with stars.?

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An old man was walking along the road. A car stopped near him and a got out of it. He asked the old man,
Sir, shall I give you a lift?
The old man replied,
No need I live on the ground floor

Two pupils were fighting outside the examination hall. The teacher came out and said:
T : Why r u fighting?
S : Teacher, he left his answer sheet blank
T : Why should that bother you?
S : I too left my answer sheet blank
T : So
S : The teacher will think that we have copied from each other.

A : B, which is this crop in the farm?
B : This is cotton from which clothes are made.
A : Then when will shirts and pants grow on it?

Teacher : Why are you late?
Student : Because there was a sign which tells School ahead, go slow

A : Why have you kept the newspaper in the fridge?
B : Because it is full of HOT NEWS.

Professor : What three words are the most used by college students?
Student : I dont know.
Professor : Absolutely correct.

Conductor : Why are you getting an extra ticket?
Passenger : If I lose one ticket, the other would save me.
C : What would you do if you lose both?
P : I am not a fool. I have my bus pass.
C : ????????

Lady : The design of the sari is excellent. But the colour is not good.
Salesman : Dont worry mam. The colour will disappear after the first wash.

Teacher : I killed a person, convert this sentence into future tense.
Student : The future tense you will go to jail”.

Mother : Reena, tell me why does a bear have its body covered with hair?
Daughter : Actually Mom, there is no barber in the forest.

A teacher was asking her class: What is the difference between
'unlawful'
and 'illegal'? Only one hand shot up.
Ok, answer, Joan said the teacher.
'unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal'
is
a sick eagle.

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Teacher: How come you do not comb your hair?
Ah Kow: No comb, Sir.
Teacher: Use your dad's then.
Ah Kow: No hair, Sir.

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A boy came home from school with his exam results.
What did u get? asked his father.
My marks are under water, said the boy.
What do u mean 'under water'?
They are all below 'C' (sea) level
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A husband and a wife are in a fight. They're driving down a country road when the pass a barn full of dirty, stinky and loud animals. The husband trying to insult the wife asks: Are those your relatives? The wife replied: Yes. My in-laws.

NOT MY JOKE --->

A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them. The woman thinks to herself, Oh no, not my brother -- he's an idiot! Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, Well, what's the girl's name? Denise, the doctor says. The new mother thinks, Wow, that's not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise! Then she asks the doctor, What's the boy's name? The doctor replies, DeNephew.

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